Looking for funny golf gifts that are both practicable and amusing for someone? Then look no further!

Funny Golf Gifts

There is no denying golf can take itself a bit too seriously at times, but that shouldn’t be the case because golf is supposed to be fun right?

Additionally choosing a present for the person who has everything can be tricky. But if that person is a golfer then it becomes much easier as there are a range of items that range from the quirky to the practical.

Well we have sought to address those two issues by producing this guide on some funny golf gifts that not only inject some smiles into the game, but also act as cool golf gifts for the golf fan.

Check some of our favorite gift ideas below.

Alternatively, we also recommend taking a look at our best golf gifts for men and best golf gifts for women guides too.

Funny Golf Gifts – Best Gag Golf Gifts

PGA Tour 3 Piece Golf Pen Gift Set


PGA Tour 3 Piece Golf Pen Gift Set, golf pen set, golf gifts

Packaged in a presentable gift box are three mini golf clubs, making a fun and practical gift. Taking off the grip reveals the pen nib.

The three ballpoint pens have different coloured inks. The driver is red; the iron black and the putter has blue ink.

Trixes Golf Bag Novelty Pen Holder

Trixes Golf Bag Novelty Pen Holder, golf pens, golf gifts

This most charming of funny golf gifts comes with three pens designed as golf clubs – a driver, iron and putter. The 14cm-tall bag – 18cm with clubs in it – also has a clock on it, a brilliant added function.

The golf bag has zipped pockets on its outside, a la a real golf bag – it’s very realistic.

Engrave It Online Personalised Keyring

Engrave It Online Personalised Keyring, golf keyring, silver keyring

Add a personal touch to your gift with this personalised keyring ideal for any golfer.

The engraved, 3D golf bag print comes on every keyring and the opposite side is where you can add your personalisation.

Whether its a name, golf club or special date that you want engraved on the back, the choice is yours but the manufacturer recommends using no more than 50 characters for the best results.

This gift doesn’t necessarily have to be used as a keyring either, and we think this could also be a great bag tag for any golfer to proudly display.

Horrible Balls Funny Poker Chip Ball Marker Set

Horrible Balls Funny Poker Chip Ball Marker Set, golf poker chip, 6 poker chips

We all know someone who is very bad at putting, so why not compound their misery by getting them this set of poker chip ball markers that will constantly remind them of their putting woes.

These funny golf gifts are practical of course and a whopping six ball markers should give who receives this gift a lifetime of ball markers.

We particularly like the ‘Keep Calm You’re Missing Anyway’ marker as its a mantra that will surely help even the worst of putters relax on the greens. Who knows, maybe these ball markers will inspire a better putter out of your friend, family member or coworker and they will be eternally grateful for the gift you gave them.

Lindt Milk Chocolate Novelty Golf Ball Set

Lindt Milk Chocolate Novelty Golf Ball Set, lindt chocolate, chocolate golf balls 

Why buy your significant other real golf balls they’re only going to lose when you can buy them chocolate golf balls they can actually enjoy using!

Each chocolate golf ball comes in a surprisingly convincing white, dimpled wrapper and they are each made with the finest ingredients you’d expect from a chocolatier like Lindt.

Ginger Fox Novelty Golf Mug

Ginger Fox Novelty Golf Mug, golf mug, golf game

Your mother may have told you not to play with your food, but she didn’t say not to play with your drink, did she?

The multi-functional Ginger Fox Golf Mug comes with its own golf club – which doubles up as a pen – and a foam golf ball.

You can tip the cup on its side, using the specially designed handle, and chip the ball into the cup. Or leave it standing upright and putt through the arch at the bottom of the cup. Comes boxed.

Golf It’s A Funny Old Game: The Funniest Quotes About Golf Book

Golf It's A Funny Old Game: The Funniest Quotes About Golf Book, golf book, funny golf book

A great book for any golf lover, this book is packed with funny quotes from commentators, players and fans of the game.

It’s a witty, funny and smart book with references for all the family and not just those who know the game well.

Books are often a great gift idea for the golf lover in your life and if you want to find a slightly more serious read, check out our guide on the best golf books.

Daphne’s Pirate Novelty Head Cover

Daphne's Pirate Novelty Head Cover, golf headcover, pirate golf headcover

This could be a talking point on the first tee. Or, for the competitively minded, it may be a way to get in your opponents head space before you have even hit a ball?

The outside is fun and washable, and the inside is practical as the sherpa lining protects the head of your precious driver from scratches and bumps.

Leather Golf Wash Bag by Chapel Cards

Leather Golf Wash Bag by Chapel Cards, golf washbag,

An ideal golf gift for the travelling golfer. At 26cm tall, the wash bag has plenty of space with two internal and two external pockets.

Made of PU or split leather with a backing covered with a layer of polyurethane it is easy to keep clean using a damp cloth.

Beer Glass With Real Golf Ball Embedded

Beer Glass with Real Golf Ball Embedded, golf glass, golf beer glass

Some of the best funny golf gifts stand out and this beer glass with a golf ball embedded definitely does that.

Each glass has been hand-sculpted in Lincolnshire and the company even lets you choose what make of premium golf ball you want embedded into the glass too. Simply message them with brand/model and they do the rest.

A very cool gift.

Callaway Golf Ball Retriever

Callaway Golf Ball Retriever

If the golfer in your life is sensistive about their golf game then they may not like this gift but we think giving a golf ball retriever to someone is hilarious, and this is easily the best premium golf ball retriever out there right now.

It is well built, with a premium, ergonomic sure grip handle that means you can confidently reach for the golf ball even in the most awkward spots on the course.

It extends fully out to 6ft and the easy-to-use twist and lock mechanism provides a total of four increments in which you can extend it and collect your golf ball.

Let’s just hope they find the funny side!

JEF Floating Golf Ball

JEF Floating Golf Ball, golf gift, golf gag gift

Our final funny gag gift is this floating golf ball, which rises to the surface whenever hit into water.

Not only will it hilariously fool the consistently-playing golfer, but it is also good for beginners who may lose a lot of golf balls.

If you enjoyed this guide on funny golf gifts, check out the Golf Monthly website.