Golf Bandits: What Are They And Are You In Danger Of Becoming One?

Golf bandits have a bad reputation in the world of golf, and justifiably so. But could you be at risk of becoming one of their number, either on purpose or indirectly?

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You don't want to be known as a golf bandit
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Have you ever played the round of your life in a medal or Stableford and been met by numerous comments in the clubhouse afterwards about being a bandit? Even though many of those jibes are likely in jest, some aren't. And being labelled a bandit is not desirable. So what is a bandit and what does the term mean?

The term golf bandit is often misused. It is common for someone doing better than usual to be jokingly accused of being a bandit, especially if they are a high handicapper. But a golf bandit in the true meaning of the phrase refers to someone more sinister and underhand than someone having an unexpectedly good round or executing an unlikely shot surprisingly well.

A golf bandit is someone who deliberately and cynically keeps their handicap at a higher level than it should be so as to improve their chances of winning competitions. There are various ways to do this. 

Some people also take joy in winning casual games. I'm sure we've all heard conversations like this on the 1st tee: "What are you off John?" "Oh, I don't have an official handicap and I rarely play, so put me down as an 18". John then proceeds to par the first three holes and tell you he used to play off 5 before family got in the way. John, you're a bandit. 

Roderick Easdale

Contributing Writer Roderick is the author of the critically acclaimed comic golf novel, Summer At Tangents. Golf courses and travel are Roderick’s particular interests. He writes travel articles and general features for the magazine, travel supplement and website. He also compiles the magazine's crossword. He is a member of Trevose Golf & Country Club and has played golf in around two dozen countries. Cricket is his other main sporting love. He is also the author of five non-fiction books, four of which are still in print: The Novel Life of PG Wodehouse; The Don: Beyond Boundaries; Wally Hammond: Gentleman & Player and England’s Greatest Post-War All Rounder.